I’ve literally been sitting on my couch since I got home from work. I’m too lazy to even make dinner. This is the life.
If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.
i would advise you to avoid santa
He’s cute. He’s tall.
He’s got gorgeous eyes.
And a stunning smile.
I didn’t say a name, but he
popped into your head,